knitmeapony:

egobus:

one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.

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shutub:

squidinthesky:

All of my friends are fun, talented, cutie-patooties, and I’m just here like

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT TALENTED THT WAS THE MOST MAJESTIC THING IVE EVER SEEN

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revivingpeeta:

tumblr ruined my life but made it better somehow

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trusthim:

if you ever feel dumb remember that harry tried to convince snape that his nickname is ‘roonil wazlib’ 

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thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

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lazycookies:

*rubs eyes*

*remembers i’m wearing eye makeup*

*scREAMS*

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mistermurdocnipples:

ask-putty-buddy:

anthony-the-talking-clock:

thelittlejewboy:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following gifs will be deleted within 24 hours

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These are cute

boop

im very angry at the tumblr staff right now

Better reblog.

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